March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
*10 minutes go by*
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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February 2012
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Open this Pitt up
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via ineedtogetpaid)
foreverrhapsody:
infinitys-smile:
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
My whole family died laughing with this one.
omg i wasn’t going to reblog any oscar related things
and i wasn’t going to reblog this
but then i saw the tag